Because it's cheap and I need it. Why else get drunk? [another sip. He's gotten used to cheap beer. Maybe he's been stockholm syndromed into, if not liking the damned thing, at least needing it on some level]

It's the day where everyone gets pissed without care and tomorrow whatever wanker got caught with his pants down is going to be all over social media and guess who gets to sponge up the shit. [him, that's who]

John Smith, by the way. Nice to meet you.