[Oh. Well--it was just a holiday-themed misunderstanding. Wait, since when was pinching the go-to for punishing people for not wearing green? Ben could have sworn it was supposed to be a punch. A lot of them, actually.

Well, either way, he was pretty sure that his father's credo was, "When you're a boxer, every lesson is a beating."]

Huh. Well, it's good for you that I'm a rational guy. Most people would've probably screamed a whole lot at you and made a scene.