Might as well call it open mating season. Relationships are not the solution to every fucking problem no matter what the movies tell you. Sometimes it is okay to be alone.
[he's alone for most of the time when he isn't dealing with the crock of shit that is his work and he's healthy and well adjusted]
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[he's alone for most of the time when he isn't dealing with the crock of shit that is his work and he's healthy and well adjusted]