No hand holding! [he yanks his hand away] That's just what I'm talking about. Don't presume to touch someone unless they say, yes it's okay to grab my fucking tweenage bffs going to the mall. Drinking is fine but you're on your own if you get shit faced. I'm on the clock. I hate the samba unless it's someone else doing it but if you want to make an idiot of yourself go ahead.

[he shoves his hands in his pockets to prevent further shenanigans of this nature]