And what if someone gets a fucking picture of it hm? Or you end up pinching the wrong ass and get hit with a harassment suit? There's a fine line between lovable playboy and arrogant sod whose reputation is going straight down the shitter.

Be a slobbering drunken idiot all you like, because it's not like I can stop you. But for the love of any god you prefer, keep your hands to yourself. No one deserves that side of you.