III. [if anyone asks he'll say he volunteered. And he did. That a boss of his is part of the PTA helps the cover story. He doesn't necessarily need a cover story. But it helps. There's something somewhat familiar about a school setting that's comforting in a way he can't describe.

This however is not comforting and he looks at the fliers with a critical eye]

Is this really the best you can do? Where's the passion? The creativity? Even Grandmothers would decide oh maybe not I'll just pop round the corner and watch something more interesting like the grass growing. Who is in charge of this?


IV. [he hates this holiday. He really does. It's a harassment charge waiting to happen but because it's a tradition, no one seems to mind it. Also he just wants to go out and get a cup of coffee to help with his monster hangover and trying to dodge sadistic fingers is the last thing he wants to worry about.

He casts a wary eye on whomever is next to him]

If you pinch me I will tie your ass into so much fucking litigation it will take three generations to sort it out. [because he is done]


Bonus:

Oh, great, a fucking dating service. I'm not interested unless you know how to motivate lazy bastards into doing what they're paid for. Then we can talk.