[Drawn to Pesgare by the promise of fresh seafood, Nero should have anticipated the rain... but didn't, and of course everyone is sold out of umbrellas shortly after the rain starts. But look, he's not about to let his fine suit get drenched in the rain. Loitering under a marketplace canopy (and just look at these rain spatters hitting his shoes, this is completely unacceptable), he taps his foot on the ground and calls out brightly to the first passerby with an umbrella:]
Excuse me! I seem to have been been caught unawares by this terrible storm! [It's... just regular rain...] Surely you wouldn't mind escorting me back to my vehicle in this inclement weather?
[How can you say no to that smile? And with any luck they'll recognize his face -- being a TV personality has had its perks.]
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[Maybe you're not wearing green. Maybe you are, but it's not a particularly large amount. Maybe, no, more like very definitely, some asshole comes up and pinches you HARD.
Maybe there's a hint of a smirk before the expression on Nero's face becomes a more apologetic smile the exact moment you turn around. He's accessorized with a light green scarf that matches his eyes for today only, to best avoid becoming the victim of fellow pinchers.]
Ah, my apologies! It seems to be horribly contagious today, doesn't it?
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Newbies? Hm. You have two minutes to explain yourself before I report your unauthorized app installation to the authorities.
Neuro Nougami (Nero Nordquist) | Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
[Drawn to Pesgare by the promise of fresh seafood, Nero should have anticipated the rain... but didn't, and of course everyone is sold out of umbrellas shortly after the rain starts. But look, he's not about to let his fine suit get drenched in the rain. Loitering under a marketplace canopy (and just look at these rain spatters hitting his shoes, this is completely unacceptable), he taps his foot on the ground and calls out brightly to the first passerby with an umbrella:]
Excuse me! I seem to have been been caught unawares by this terrible storm! [It's... just regular rain...] Surely you wouldn't mind escorting me back to my vehicle in this inclement weather?
[How can you say no to that smile? And with any luck they'll recognize his face -- being a TV personality has had its perks.]
iv
[Maybe you're not wearing green. Maybe you are, but it's not a particularly large amount. Maybe, no, more like very definitely, some asshole comes up and pinches you HARD.
Maybe there's a hint of a smirk before the expression on Nero's face becomes a more apologetic smile the exact moment you turn around. He's accessorized with a light green scarf that matches his eyes for today only, to best avoid becoming the victim of fellow pinchers.]
Ah, my apologies! It seems to be horribly contagious today, doesn't it?
bonus
Newbies? Hm. You have two minutes to explain yourself before I report your unauthorized app installation to the authorities.