[Heigo immediately throws both hands up like he's had a gun pointed at him, going suspiciously red in the cheeks and ears even though he hadn't planned to pinch her in the first place...]

I'm not! I wasn't! I won't!

[Okay, Heigo, breathe. His intentions weren't at all bad and Christian wasn't around to misinterpret her sudden cry as a sign that they might be, so everything's fine.]

My God, this is a stressful holiday. Why didn't you just wear something green to protect yourself, Mia?