[... sigh. Heigo definitely needs a sip of his drink before he can answer that question, even if it gives him the strong urge to check his teeth and make sure they haven't been dyed green.]

I'm not up on my leprechaun lore, are they tricksters? Because if so, they're excellent at their jobs. [No pause to let him answer before:] Actually, here's a more relevant question. Have you tried to drive anywhere today?