[He may be fool enough to hang out in this weather, but at least he's a fool with an umbrella. It's a small blessing... Or a large one, considering all the weirdos he's been running into in the rain?? At least this one is familiar.]

Not bad, not bad. Maybe like, six or seven on the karaoke scale? You'd get more points if we were actually at karaoke, though.

[A PUNK... But he'll be mildly helpful too, glancing back the way he'd come from before shaking his head.]

A-ny-way, I haven't seen any cars on this street. You might wanna wait to keep looking until the rain lets up, unless you've got somewhere to be.