[ and ain't nothin' like that snootiness. undeterred, john even tips his head forward when he sees heigo reaching for the band, welcoming the shamrock flick like a cat might welcome their head for a pet.

—except, holy shit. he's instantly overcome laughter at that story. ]

Really? That happened? [ granted, that sucks, but like. ] Oh man, I'm sure you gettin' that drunk would've been a sight.

[ heh. ]

'Cept you'd blend in better now, y'know. Less attention. 'Cause right now you stick out like... a green thumb.

[ GEDDIT?? GREEN?? st. pattie's day?! haha. ... okay he actually just means "sore thumb." ]