[ She's about to trip from feeble defensiveness into several apologies when he keeps going. And... well. Things she really didn't need to be thinking about today: men's underwear, men wearing green underwear, the whole mental image. ]

Eeeeeuuuuhhh.... Y-you really didn't need to mention that part. Just... try a hat, or a wristband or something like that!

[ That way people would even be able to see it! ]