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Rebecca Bunch ([personal profile] disclosures) wrote in [community profile] repeter 2018-03-18 04:49 am (UTC)

Rebecca Bunch | Crazy Ex Girlfriend

I.

[She shrieks the second she sees one of the smiling jackhammers hard at work with nobody in sight.]

Okay Rebecca, you're not crazy. You're not crazy. You're definitely not hallucinating a cartoon jackhammer.

[Because that would make her crazy, right? That's not real. Maybe she's dreaming?

What's wrong with the day?]


III.

[Rebecca is here in an outfit suited to this whole volunteer work thing. She's in the group picking up trash and she's doing a completely awful job of it.]

I just think helping the community is a- [She looks over at some guy potting some plants.] -a really great thing. So coming out here like this- [She steps right on a piece of trash and does nothing to pick it up.] -is great for building community values, you know? Somebody has to keep the streets clean, so why not us? Right?

B. Bonus
Ok so listen
I really don't have time for whatever this is
I have a huge case and no time for this
Whatever it is

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